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... How to make money out of global warming AND get more land.
Time to read: 45 seconds
... The way to deal with money, wars and high priced gas is to go to sleep. Honest.
Time to read: 45 seconds
... We fly across the continent and discover that our host has opted to play a tragic joke on us. We fight back in this short story....
Time to read: 5+ minutes
... Everything was hunky-dory as long as you
took your job seriously and followed the various directives in this short
story....
(The seventh directive prohibited
communication with the incoming phantom attackers.)
... His wife annoyed him. Nagging. Leaving the garbage for him to take out.
Substituting skim milk for cream in his tea. He decided to kill her. Things could go wrong ... Time to read: 60 seconds
... He's a middle aged man who lives in a tiny flat in Devonport at the edge of Auckland, New Zealand.
He feels he can do anything with a "bit of supervision." Meet Peter ... Time to read: 60 seconds
.... You won’t notice her as you drag your suitcase down the jet's aisle.
She smiles behind a touch of too much makeup and her shoes are not sexy now. Polished but functional with one-inch heels.
Time to read: 60 seconds.
... It is our belief that one of the few things that stands in the path of China’s domination (benign) of the world is your great country’s lack of energy.
Time to read: 60 seconds.
... One day Mother, her brother and parents were having dinner when a ball of lightening crashed down the chimney and bounced around the kitchen, then blew up their coal burning stove.
Time to read: 60 seconds.
... My riddle started 43 years ago this week, as I was drinking a Coke in the Hong Kong Hilton.
A fat man, a dead ringer for John Candy, started a conversation with me.
Time to read: 60 seconds.
... H
ow to tell if you're a fanatic in a cult. Time to read: 60 seconds.
Go Green J
... Fred Fünkendiddle was into green. “The most important thing we can do for the planet is conserve Mother Nature’s resources,” ... Time to read: 35 seconds
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..Kate, although you may feel that you will never marry again, I'm betting that in a few weeks, you'll change ... .... Time to read: 45 seconds.
... Bill Meilen told me that the difference between a wedding and a funeral in Wales is one less drunk. Time to read: five minutes
Ford RIP J
Perfect Investment (Sees Candy) J
2006 J
Roof Rat J
Shoebox J
Sex Prop J
large head-2J
large head-1 J
DGA -- world's best &
California freeways - secrets J
snip & snipe Kate cut-ups J
Road tolls -- Beat the system. J
New Zealand report - the perfect haven. Q
Feel great - a serious look at health. &
Sex on the Sand - life with the loony bin family. N
Understanding Bin -- Fax secrets. N
Desert Lover -- Bin's Story. N
Calling All Terrorists -- money, money. N
Happy Child -- They know what they want. J
Cell phone -- a deadly weapon. J
House for Jesus -- with a temp resident. J
Dolphin Love -- the Ultimate Game Show. J
Make A Million! -- $tock $ecret$...shhhh. J
Slow Boat to China -- Time: a strange master. J
More Expensive by the Dozen -- kids. J
The Minister's Steeple -- a sacred rod. J
Egging me On -- KitchenForeign Policy. J
Cheapo -- The Coffee vigilante. J
Coronation -- wolf boys and phone lines. J
The Pleasure of Pimples -- You can make a fortune. J
Curse of the Clone -- America's first. J
The WoWo -- Canada's first commuters. J
Hang Ups -- Rich bitches need driver ed. J
Roof Monitor Part 2 more false accusations. J
Roof Monitor seeks Sniffer. J
Polygamy handling all those wives. J
Maori Missionary Who's that knocking on my door? J
Jack's Back--The Mad Russian returns. &
'Bye, Jack -- The Mad Russian leaves. &
BrainFreeze -- How to think better in 2001.
Holiday Diet -- Drop Five Pounds in a BLINK. J
Flirting with Dr. Death -- or up yours! J
How to Paint a Bathroom -- understanding women. J
The Poop -- on the very rich. J
Coed Clone -- easy to make. J
He was the most Powerful Man in the world - now? J
Make fifty bucks an hour -- sitting behind your computer. &
Kissin' Cousin -- meet my evil girl cousin. &
If you go into the woods today -- be very careful.... &
Save the Natives -- bibles for heathens. &
Cell=Sell=Sex -- what is a cell phone? &
High Fliers -- sometimes your number is up. &
Themestupid -- a pleasant exchange. &
Hong Kong -- see it now! Q
Womb Mates -- No sweat at 30,000 feet. Q
Betty's Greatest Adventure -- free book or billionaire secrets.
Eskimo Parrot -- Being PC, the parrot flies North. &
I, Hernia--the story of Jaron's Hernia. &
Publish yourself--you can make your book cheap. &
Dog Dilemma--what do you do with the perfect pup? Q
Dilemma 2--the $5,000 pup. Honest.
No Juice, No Use -- A business proposition.
Homeopathic Psychology -- A perfect marriage.
Futur -- The Ultimate way to communicate. &
Do Not READ!!! - I warned you.
Dead and Gone -- a note to my dear wife.
Love and Money -- The only way to rip off a bank.
Tar Baby -- A letter of Apology from Mr. Roof Monitor.
Martha S -- Secrets of a great cook.
Women -- How to manipulate them, and so on.
MBA - Pay attention or die.
Be Rich -- it's so easy, just call me. Do it Now!
Run! The Sky is falling ... caused by the stock market.
Woody A great director heads for London to make his mark.
The Concorde What a fun way to travel, except for the crew.
Whooping Moose A dedicated university professor makes his mark.
2000 The cusp of the Millennium.
Zeroed The first casualty of the Millennium Bug.
Santa Guess what he has for good little girls?
Merry, Merry Christmas A note of joy from your friendly banker.
Millennium Lawsuit The last one. Honest.
French Memories of Child Prodigy
Snakebite A twist on the old joke.
Rats The secret of dealing with a mate's mess.
The Fridge Magnet A magnificent legacy.
The Gay Sinner He (or she) can be saved.
A Rose By Any Name When a boy and his mother talk of sex.
Ding Dong Who wins when science and religion duke it out?
The Female I understand them; you can too. Easy.
Good and Grim News Your doctor can help you live longer, honest.
Brookhaven You never know when a black hole will ruin your day.
Friends Old friends are the best friends.
Girl Talk Dr. Laura knows her stuff. What a talk show host!
Studio Head You have to give a little and want a lot.
Killer Bees What do you do when you're naked?
Investments This is a sweet one.
Sixty Minutes Here's the inside story.
Travel light The secret to a great holiday. Here's how.
$3 Ice Cream Why it costs so much to buy. But worth it.
Negotiations The art of the deal or how to win, win, win!
Jellybean Game Here's how to risk it all and have fun.
Open Wide A great dentist is a wonderful find.
Who is Jaron? A short and modest bio. Well, quite modest.
New Novel - Missionary Position - Chapter One
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